**NEWS FLASH**
Early tonight in the Deadmines of Westfall.
"We're here talking to Mr Cleef."
Turning to Mr Cleef
"So Mr Cleef, we believe you were involved in a horrible incident early this evening, could you tell us about it"
"Aye, Well I was going about my boat as usual, Savvy, chatting to a few of the young wenchs we'd dragged aboard, if you know what i mean
. Then all of a sudden out of no where this bunch of guy in metal turn up, wooping and a hollering at the bottom of the ramp. They were disturbing the ladies, so well I had to deal with them."
"I see, so what happened when you went to confront these rowdies?"
"Well I swaggered down the ramp to greet them, I suddenly here "FOR LEEROY!!!!" behind me" course I just turned and beheaded the idiot behind me, if she hadn't shouted chance are I wouldn't be here today and those ladies would have been might disapointed as it was me and the boys quickly dispached the other rowdies and went a back to pleasuring da wenchs"
"I see well I'm glad to see these yobs were dealt with, dangerous times we live in when a fine upstanding merchant like yourself can't spend a quiet night in witht the ladies."
**End of News Flash**
*Somewhere near a tower in westfall*
A group of wraith like figures appear.
A wisp goes *Hic* "What?"
All the other wraiths turn towards her
"What?, You fucken moron, what do you mean What? You were supposed to take care of Van Cleef, one knife in the back you told us, I can creep up on him you told us, I'll be silent and deadly, you told us...FOR LEEROY!!!!?"
The wisp hics again and stumbles as much as a wisp can stumble "I don't feel too good! BLERCH!!, ahh thats better"
The others look on in disbelief at a wisp spewing up ectoplasm.
The wisp turns back "It was funny but! aye?"
The rest walk off in disgust!
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