Some people will already be aware of this, others less so. But due to a combination of unemployment, lack of finances and family matters the time has finally come for me to return to the mother country. Sad as I am about this turn of events it will not stop me from having one final, incredibly self-destructive night out. I realise this thread may seem slightly early, but I want to make sure as many of my drinking buddies/people who tolerate my company are able to attend. So save up your cash and book some time off work!

I would just like to say a massive thankyou to everyone who have made my five years in Scotland what they have been. These people know who they are, and I don't need to embarass them via naming and shaming. We've had a good haul.

stem, you are a legend. you will be missed.

if this is as destructive as the first time i met you (i still have the pics.... somewhere) , i shall do my best to be there

i will come out

and not drive

and wear flats so i dont have to negotiate stairs in heels in such a drunken manner as you previously have witnessed

all the best x

As I said last night, i'm gonna try my hardest to get the whole day off on Friday the 2nd and not just a half day so that I can drive up straight from work on the Thursday and go to Bamboo It's also my Birthday on the Friday so can celebrate something happy as well as something sad I'll know on Monday when I ask boss man xx